animals --

do they have pubic hair?

Hey Thugs

Cooking

it's tough to make a omelette out of Cadbury creme eggs.

Charity

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Kids

One very bad thing to say if I girl you're interested in says she feels like a kid sometimes:

"Mmmmm, I love the way kids feel."

On The Train

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train dilemma

yesterday i was on a crowded train, and i managed to snag a seat. then, at the next stop, on walks both a very pregnant woman and a frail old lady. i had a virtual sophie's choice in front of me. after a minute of deliberation, i finally gave both of them my phone number.

plastic surgery

i think a good euphemism for plastic surgery is "getting my birthday suit tailored"

Happy Holidays

Introduction

Those lucky few who make their way here probably already know me from somewhere else, so there's not much of a need for introduction. This blog is for the stuff that's too weird or short for my other blog. It might also contain writings not intended for humor, so read at your own risk.

Oh, and MS paint drawings. Lot of MS paint drawings.