Tuesday, January 8, 2008

late night

if you call somebody's house really late at night and they say "do you know what time it is?", it turns out that they're not really asking if you know what time it is.

Monday, January 7, 2008

mix-up

it's important to support causes, but it's more important to support those causes at separate times. i think we all learned that from the "free breast cancer" fiasco.

Friday, December 21, 2007

animals --

do they have pubic hair?

Monday, December 17, 2007

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Cooking

it's tough to make a omelette out of Cadbury creme eggs.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Charity


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Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Kids

One very bad thing to say if I girl you're interested in says she feels like a kid sometimes:

"Mmmmm, I love the way kids feel."