late night

if you call somebody's house really late at night and they say "do you know what time it is?", it turns out that they're not really asking if you know what time it is.

mix-up

it's important to support causes, but it's more important to support those causes at separate times. i think we all learned that from the "free breast cancer" fiasco.

animals --

do they have pubic hair?

Hey Thugs

Cooking

it's tough to make a omelette out of Cadbury creme eggs.

Charity

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Kids

One very bad thing to say if I girl you're interested in says she feels like a kid sometimes:

"Mmmmm, I love the way kids feel."